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Friday, August 5, 2011

Dickweed's Photos -Miles

Okay Dickweed ( If you know) is an Awesome Cousin of mine. 
We do lots of things together and show and Tell Personal Secrets.


Even from Others.


We never Lie to Each other unless it a Good Reason.


Even the Funniest Things we share.
And I would love to describe his Personality, but I rather show you.





._.
Kinda Sad. He's not really busy Talking to all these People..
Some of them I know. But If you look closely. You can see a blank on one of the Whisper Chat boxes..


-_____________-


What the Hell?
Lets Name the People shall we!?


1.Ronny: Loud Chick


2. Alex: "am Here" What The Fuck? Its "I'm"


3. Blank:                 


4.Mad? or Ad? Not sure. Oh! Its Mad! About what?


5. Unicorn Cafe? Unicorn? What!?


6. Chesire cat: Your Fat.


7.Trickz or Treat! Cool. 


8.Kitty Freak Huh? So your an Old Woman whose Alone with 68 cats?


9. Something Rawr..


10. Shadow: Like I never heard of that Name before. 
Common on Pico.


11. Hai Neko.


12. True Identity. Keyword: Identity. Zoom In: Tity. A little more: Tit. 


13. Pickles? Wow.


14.  Fat Cakes. Fatly Obsessed with Twinkies. 


Well Thats all Folks! 


- Miles.

-Quack and Apple



Well Here's my Letter to the Director that made that "movie."


Dear Director, 


    "Your so called Movie is Horrible. I hate It. You suck Cow Sperm. Also It was so easy to tell that you switched the Characters. It wasn't even Funny. I would rather watch Ocean 12 featuring Bernie Mac, Brad Pit, and Julie Roberts playing herself which I still don't get till this day. BUT! That is not the Point. Your Movie was Horrible and I have Never seen such Poorly Graphics. In my Life. Take a Dump on your mom's rump!" 


- Quack.


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Yeah well what I wasn't expecting was a Response from the Director. 


 Dear Quack


    "For your Information I spent my time on this Movie. Your Just Jealous that you couldn't find anymore Actors for your script. My Movie was Fantastic!"


- Director


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Sure was Fantastic.
Not.


Sarcasm.


Dear Director,


   "If your play was so Fantastic why did it only get 2 stars! To be Honest with you this isn't even a Play its Just Pictures with People saying Words. With all due Respect You need to come up with better Ideas. Oh and Last I never made a movie. It was a School Project! Wait a Second! How do you know!"


- Quack


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Dear Quack,


   "Then Look at these Photos of my Upcoming Play! I'm happening to be in this One. Oh I know Everything!"


- Director


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The Next Day I earned a Weird email from some Guy.. 


It was the Director..
I wasn't really scared because it could've been someone from my school. I get a lot of Death Threats.


-_____________-


Bullies.
As I clicked on it I it turns out what I saw was worse than before. 


What was? And Isn't he Gay?!



Babe? Ik? Please Come on people.

"I'm get a Drink" What!? I'm going to get a Drink.

Um If you can see she has no shirt on. And He was Fucking that.

Yeah Rawr! So scray. At least this isn't in 3-D

When was this Pokemon? 

Um Zombie's are Dead, not alive. Why are you talking? 

Its What the Fuck? Not Wtf?! -_- Stupid Directors

Uh..What Happened to the Girl? and Why is their a Blonde Chick?

How did she Teleport from the Bed to- I'm not gona even ask.

Um If you can see their all white. -_-. Not a Vampire Movie. Oh wait This movie sucks anyway so It wouldn't even matter...
Damn. I hate Fake Graphics. There has to be a Better one than this.. 

Boom... Again?


Okay People...
This was the "movie." 


Well an Hour Later as Miles and I were sitting there at the High School talking about the Movie. He tells me something surprising. 


He's the Director!


Well I didn't Just find out The Day I sent the Letters..


It took me and 2 hours to write this Post so I kinda heard after updating these Pictures:































 -___________-


Miles really Pissed me off.


I don't know why but I'm pretty sure MustardMan will so Laugh at him. ( First Post.)


I asked him so many questions.
Like why would you ask for my Name?


Answer: Uh...


And How'd you get my Email from Yahoo?


Answer: Der...


And Why are you sending me these Stupid Pictures?!


Answer: Um...
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Oh well He made it Up to me Though. 
We took a Random Shot. 


Pretty Funny. Oh and FYI Apple, It was an accident! 


. . .


Upwards! Downwards!

Downwards! Upwards!




















Random Pictures Always make me feel better. Thanks Miles.     






Thursday, August 4, 2011

Even Asians Got it..- Apple

Asians are the New Thing in Pico.


I should Know I have three for friends. Well In a Half. 
That should Count. 
But Still.
I Just love to sit and Watch the Animated Picos say something Perverted I caught Miles into it.


I mean its Better than Watching Wonder Pets with your 3 year sister.
By the Way my Favorite Character is the Turtle. 





 
Is he That Sexy?

Theres a Thing Going on I know it!

Arn't you Monks? You should be Holy? Geng Nun!!

Its like they're is a Magnet in each other. The Attraction: Bald Men.














                                                        


















                                                            


















                                                          




















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No Offense and All. But thats the Most Gayest Thing I ever seen..
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- Apple & Miles out. 

Quacks Story Ft Miles & Mr. Ironweed aka Dickweed!

Yay! The First Ever Movie featuring Ironweed and Miles!


Well..
Its the WORST First Ever Movie Featuring Ironweed and Miles..

This Sucks Ass Crack. I swear. 
Nothing can be this Horrible..


-_________-


Not mention the Crappy Graphics.
Oh How can this Get Worse?
Oh It did. 


They had a Little Problem with a Bitchhy Guy. But Lucky Ironweed Saved the Day!


Not Actually a Movie, but You get the Point! 
He's an Old friend but he called Dickweed a Faggot. -___-


Not an Awesome way to say that to someone Whose Gay..
And this is what Happened:



17:06) Dickweed...™: Move Bitchh
(17:06) รєхч קคภdค: no
(17:06) Dickweed...™: I'm his Cousin
(17:06) รєхч קคภdค: faggg
(17:06) Dickweed...™: -__-
(17:06) รєхч קคภdค: >..>
(17:06) Dickweed...™: Shut up Panda
(17:06) Dickweed...™: Just becasue Neko dumped your Broke ass*
(17:06) รєхч קคภdค: your mom
(17:06) Dickweed...™: Doesnt mean you haev to call me a Fagg
(17:06) Dickweed...™: So Shove it
(17:06) S E L I M: Nice One Dickweed.








LGBT my Friends..LGBT.
Remember Kids You are not Getting Anything out of this. 
So Prepare to Fart, Snore, and Explode.


Anyway.
Yeah we were at Kixxy's House. He's a Friend of Kat. 
She's one of Miles's Exes.  So yeah Lucky She remembered Miles.


Oh and I'm going to Point out some reasons why This was so Cheap
and Terrible.
Anyway Heres the Story:


Robotic Human! Well Pico. Whatever the Hell that is.
Once Upon a Time there was a Robotic Human. 
His Master Ironweed the Evil the II was Just finshed fixing him.

Robot: Stands Up. "Now come with me Robot"




















"Yes Oh Great Master That Looks oddly and creeply like me."
The Robot was so Amazed by the Cain. He wanted it for himself.
So he asked. I mean Seriously Why would you just go up to him and ask him?
And of Course the Master Said:
The Dumb ass Robot used his Awesome Laser Cannon and some how shrinked  him.
And the Master Got all Pissy and Said: 




Take out the Intellect Part. Your Nothing like Einstein. And your a Robot. 


















That Dumb ass Robot Gone and said: 

















Yeah and thats what happens when you gloat about a shrinking staff. -_-
What the Hell did he Freeze or Is he watching BBW Porn?

Run Ironweed! Funny Iron? That Clearly is the same Person. Who are you trying to fool?



Did they had to zoom out? You still can't see it.

Uh 5 Secs You mean..And Where's Ironweed?



Uh..What the Hell Cheezy Graphics..Damn America You are Poor.


Yeah this was Pretty Long for a "Short story" I mean Whose the Fucking Director? 


Anyway I'm hearing theres a Part Two.


Joy.


Here's some things you need to Question:


Can this get any Crappy?
Who is the Director so I can sue him for being so Damn Cheap?


And Why the Fuck was the Same Actor a Different Charactar!


Once again to damn Cheap to do things..
Oh and Next Post I'm sending a Letter to the Director after I found his Cheap ass!


- Quack Out 


P.S. 


Ducky Duck Duck In my Rump!