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Friday, August 5, 2011

-Quack and Apple



Well Here's my Letter to the Director that made that "movie."


Dear Director, 


    "Your so called Movie is Horrible. I hate It. You suck Cow Sperm. Also It was so easy to tell that you switched the Characters. It wasn't even Funny. I would rather watch Ocean 12 featuring Bernie Mac, Brad Pit, and Julie Roberts playing herself which I still don't get till this day. BUT! That is not the Point. Your Movie was Horrible and I have Never seen such Poorly Graphics. In my Life. Take a Dump on your mom's rump!" 


- Quack.


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Yeah well what I wasn't expecting was a Response from the Director. 


 Dear Quack


    "For your Information I spent my time on this Movie. Your Just Jealous that you couldn't find anymore Actors for your script. My Movie was Fantastic!"


- Director


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Sure was Fantastic.
Not.


Sarcasm.


Dear Director,


   "If your play was so Fantastic why did it only get 2 stars! To be Honest with you this isn't even a Play its Just Pictures with People saying Words. With all due Respect You need to come up with better Ideas. Oh and Last I never made a movie. It was a School Project! Wait a Second! How do you know!"


- Quack


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Dear Quack,


   "Then Look at these Photos of my Upcoming Play! I'm happening to be in this One. Oh I know Everything!"


- Director


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The Next Day I earned a Weird email from some Guy.. 


It was the Director..
I wasn't really scared because it could've been someone from my school. I get a lot of Death Threats.


-_____________-


Bullies.
As I clicked on it I it turns out what I saw was worse than before. 


What was? And Isn't he Gay?!



Babe? Ik? Please Come on people.

"I'm get a Drink" What!? I'm going to get a Drink.

Um If you can see she has no shirt on. And He was Fucking that.

Yeah Rawr! So scray. At least this isn't in 3-D

When was this Pokemon? 

Um Zombie's are Dead, not alive. Why are you talking? 

Its What the Fuck? Not Wtf?! -_- Stupid Directors

Uh..What Happened to the Girl? and Why is their a Blonde Chick?

How did she Teleport from the Bed to- I'm not gona even ask.

Um If you can see their all white. -_-. Not a Vampire Movie. Oh wait This movie sucks anyway so It wouldn't even matter...
Damn. I hate Fake Graphics. There has to be a Better one than this.. 

Boom... Again?


Okay People...
This was the "movie." 


Well an Hour Later as Miles and I were sitting there at the High School talking about the Movie. He tells me something surprising. 


He's the Director!


Well I didn't Just find out The Day I sent the Letters..


It took me and 2 hours to write this Post so I kinda heard after updating these Pictures:































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Miles really Pissed me off.


I don't know why but I'm pretty sure MustardMan will so Laugh at him. ( First Post.)


I asked him so many questions.
Like why would you ask for my Name?


Answer: Uh...


And How'd you get my Email from Yahoo?


Answer: Der...


And Why are you sending me these Stupid Pictures?!


Answer: Um...
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Oh well He made it Up to me Though. 
We took a Random Shot. 


Pretty Funny. Oh and FYI Apple, It was an accident! 


. . .


Upwards! Downwards!

Downwards! Upwards!




















Random Pictures Always make me feel better. Thanks Miles.     






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